Soft Drinks
Premium Drafts
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Lone River Hard Seltzer
5.00
Medical Grade Haze
Community Beer Co Hazy IPA
Dallas Blonde
Deep Ellum Brewery Blonde Ale
5.00
Wine
Happy Hour
Enjoy $1.00 off ALL Bar Drinks
and Half Priced Appetizers at the Bar Top
Monday – Friday
3pm – 6pm
Frozen Drinks
Wise Guys 'Frita' (Frozen Margarita)
$8
WiseGuys Sangria Frita
$8.50
Cocktails
The Bugsy
Simple Syrup, Fresh Lime Juice, Fresh Oj & Western Son Raspberry Vodka
$8.50
Mob Boss
Top of the line Old Fashioned, Wise Guys Style with Bulleit Bourbon
$9.50
Bloody Bootlegger
Wise Guys Bloody Mary with a twist. Locally Distilled Pickle Vodka mixed with Locally made Bloody Mary Mix
$8.50
Luciano Lemonade
Fresh Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup followed with Western Son Blueberry Vodka
$7.50
Wise Guys Make Your Own Mule
Fresh Lime Juice, Simple Syrup, Your choice of Western Son's Vodka, & Filled with Cutwater Ginger Beer
$7.50
Italian Stallion
Wise Guys Top Shelf Margarita with DiSarrano Amaretto
12.00
Wise Guys Top Shelf Margarita
Patron Silver, Cointreau, Fresh Lime Juice, & a Splash of Fresh OJ
$11.50
Wise Guys House Margarita
Silver Tequila, Triple Sec, Sweet & Sour, and Lime Juice
$8
Jamaican Mobster
Malibu, Peach Schnapps, OJ, Pineapple, & Topped with Wise Guys House Margarita
$8.50
Wise Guys Frita or Sangria Frita
Our house recipe frozen margarita
$8.00/8.50
The Strawberry Gambino
A Perfect blend of Western Son Strawberry Vodka & Countrytime Lemonade
7.50
Starters
TONY'S FRIED MAC & CHEESE
Cheesy Mac & Cheese stuffed with Bacon, Pepperoni and Hatch New Mexico Chilies. Hand Battered with Italian Bread Crumbs and Deep Fried. Served in a bed of Marinara with a side of Chorizo Sauce
8.45
WISE GUYS MEATBALLS
2 Large Meatballs Topped with Mozzarella Cheese & Marinara Sauce, Served with Toasted Bread
8.95
SPICY CHORIZO MEATBALLS
Topped with Mozzarella Cheese & Hatch Chili Cream Sauce, Served with Toasted Bread
8.95
GOAT CHEESE MARINARA
Baked Herbed Goat Cheese with Spicy Marinara & Italian Bread for Dipping
10.95
WISE ONE'S FRIED CHEESE
Breaded and Fried Mozzarella Cheese over a bed of Marinara Sauce and Parmesan Cheese. Served with Hatch Chili Cream Sauce for Dipping
9.95
SPINACH ARTICHOKE DIP
Fresh Spinach Sautéed with Garlic, Alfredo Sauce, Parmesan & Mozzarella Cheese, Artichokes & a hint of Wise Guy's Hot Sauce. Served with Italian Bread
10.95
ITALIAN HOT WINGS
Wise Guys Hot Sauce is a perfect mix of Dijon Mustard, Grated Horseradish, Garlic Butter & Frank’s Hot Sauce. BBQ Sauce also available
10.95/6 - 15.95/10
WISE GUYS PIZZA ROLLS
Our Home Made Pizza Dough Filled with your choice of two pizza toppings & Mozzarella. Baked Golden Brown then brushed with Garlic Butter & Dusted with Parmesan Cheese. Served with a side of Marinara
11.45
Salads
ADD ROASTED CHICKEN FOR Small +2.50 / LARGE +3.50
- Small
- Large
Dressing Options
Balsamic Vinaigrette, Basil Vinaigrette, Oregano Ranch, Gorgonzola, Creamy Italian, Light Italian, Caesar
SOUTHWESTERN CHOPPED CHICKEN SALAD
Black Beans, Roasted Corn, Hatch New Mexico Chilies, Roma Tomatoes, Red Onions, Cilantro, Roasted Red Pepper, Garlic Chicken, Cheddar & Pepper Jack Cheese, Tossed with Chipotle BBQ Sauce Topped with Tri-colored tortilla strips
- 10.45
- 13.45
ANTIPASTO SALAD
Hard Salami, Capicola, Pepperoni, Provolone, Mozzarella, Roma Tomatoes, Kalamata Olives, Pepperoncini & Parmesan Cheese over Romaine
- 11.45
- 13.95
MEDITERRANEAN SALAD
Sliced Cucumbers, Kalamata Olives, Roma Tomatoes, Feta Cheese, Red Onion & Sun Dried Tomatoes over Baby Greens with Basil Vinaigrette
- 9.45
- 12.45
CANDIED WALNUT SALAD
Gorgonzola Cheese, Dried Cranberries, Glazed Walnuts, Granny Smiths Apple & Red Onions over Baby Greens with Balsamic Vinaigrette
- 8.45
- 12.45
TOSSED ASIAGO CAESAR SALAD
House Croutons, Shaved Asiago Cheese with Asiago Dressing over Romaine with Parmesan
- 8.45
- 12.45
WISE GUYS HOUSE SALAD
Cucumbers, Shredded Cheddar, Dried Cranberries, Bacon, Croutons, Roma Tomatoes & Red Onions over Romaine
- 8.45
- 12.45
GREEN SALAD
Romaine, Roma Tomatoes, Mozzarella & Pepperoncinis with your choice of Dressing
- 6.45
- 9.45
WEDGE SALAD
Wedge of Crispy Iceberg Lettuce, topped with Tomatoes, Gorgonzola Cheese, Crisp Bacon Bits and Our Gorgonzola Blue Cheese Dressing
- 11.45
Pizzas
GLUTEN-FREE OR CAULIFLOWER CRUST AVAILABLE IN 10″ UPON REQUEST FOR + $3.99
- Personal
8” 4 Slices - Small
10” 6 Slices
- Medium
14” 8 Slices - Large
16” 12 Slices
SPECIALTY THIN
OUR TRADITIONAL ITALIAN PIZZAS ARE PREPARED ON OUR HOMEMADE THIN CRUST
ADD A SMALL GREEN SALAD FOR +4.49
MARGHERITA CLASSICO
Garlic Oil, Mozzarella, Roma Tomatoes, Topped with Fresh Basil & Parmesan Cheese
- 9.95
- 13.95
- 21.45
- 24.45
MEDITERRANEAN
Balsamic Vinaigrette as sauce, Artichoke Hearts, Kalamata Olives, Feta Cheese, Fresh Spinach, Roasted Garlic, Sun-dried Tomatoes
- 9.95
- 13.95
- 21.45
- 24.45
G.R.A.C.E
Garlic Oil, Roma Tomatoes, Asiago & Romano Cheese, Capicola & Extra basil
DONATIONS $1 for Personal/SM $2 for MED/LG
- 9.95
- 13.95
- 22.45
- 25.45
GOOD FELLA’S 5 CHEESE
Garlic Oil, Alfredo, Mozzarella, Asiago, Parmesan, Provolone & Feta, Topped with Fresh Herbs
- 9.95
- 13.95
- 21.45
- 24.45
CHICAGO JOE
Our Special Red Sauce, Mozzarella, Pepperoni, Salami, Capicola & Pepperoncinis, Cut in Squares
- 10.95
- 14.95
- 24.45
- 27.45
TOMMY GUN
Spicy Marinara, Pepper Jack, Cheddar, & Parmesan Cheese, Spicy Sausage, Brushetta Tomatoes, Hatch Chilies, Garlic, Cilantro, Red Onion, Chorizo Sauce Glaze
- 10.45
- 14.45
- 22.45
- 25.45
WISE GAL’S BBQ
BBQ Sauce, Garlic Chicken, Pepper Jack & Cheddar Baked Crisp, Finished with Tossed Salad of Black Beans, Roasted Corn, Hatch New Mexico Chilies, Red Onions, Tri-Colored Tortilla Chips & Cilantro
- 10.45
- 14.45
- 22.95
- 26.45
PRETTY BOY PESTO
Wise Guys Pesto, Sundried Tomatoes, Asiago & Parmesan, Pepitas, Baked Crisp, Finished with Sliced Avocado. Add Chicken $1.99
- 9.95
- 13.95
- 22.45
- 24.45
CEMENT SHOES
Alfredo Sauce, Sautéed Shrimp, Capers, Mozzarella & Parmesan Cheese Topped with Fresh Oregano
- 10.95
- 14.95
- 24.45
- 27.45
MAMA MIA BRUSCHETTA
Garlic Oil Base, Fresh Bruschetta Mix, Sliced Red Onions, Roasted Garlic, Parmesan and Asiago Cheese, Topped with Fresh Basil
- 9.95
- 13.95
- 21.45
- 24.45
The Kitchen Sink on Thin
This is a Pizza for when you want 'everything but the kitchen sink'! It starts with Red Sauce and Mozzarella Cheese and then you choose any 6 toppings
- 12.45
- 16.45
- 25.45
- 28.45
SPECIALTY LOADED
THESE FULLY LOADED PIZZAS ARE SERVED WITH A HAND TOSSED THICK CRUST
ADD A SMALL GREEN SALAD FOR +4.49
THE HITMAN
Oregano Ranch, Roasted Chicken, Roasted Garlic, Provolone, Bacon & Roma Tomatoes 21.95 Topped with Parsley
- 10.45
- 14.45
- 22.45
- 25.45
GODFATHER SUPREME
Our Special Red Sauce, Pepperoni, Bacon, Italian Sausage, Meatballs, Olives, Mushrooms, Green Bell Peppers, Onions & Mozzarella
- 11.45
- 15.45
- 24.45
- 27.45
PIZZA BIANCO
Alfredo Sauce, Roasted Garlic, Ricotta Cheese, Roasted Garlic Chicken, Caramelized Onions, Mushrooms, Asiago, Mozzarella & Parmesan Cheese
- 10.45
- 14.45
- 22.45
- 25.45
MILAN PIZZA
Our Special Red Sauce, Spicy Sausage & Sweet Sausage, Mushrooms, Caramelized Onions, Mozzarella & Parmesan
- 10.45
- 14.45
- 22.45
- 25.45
THE UNTOUCHABLE
Oregano Ranch, Roasted Chicken, Fresh Garlic, Wise Guys Hot Sauce, Mozzarella, Cheese, Pepper Jack Cheese & Green Onions
- 10.45
- 14.45
- 22.45
- 25.45
ANGELO’S VEGETABLE
Balsamic Vinaigrette as sauce, Zucchini, Yellow Squash, Eggplant, Red Onion, Red Bell Pepper, Mushrooms, Roma Tomatoes, Garlic, Roasted with Balsamic Vinaigrette, Mozzarella & Parmesan Cheese
- 10.45
- 14.45
- 21.45
- 24.45
FLAMETHROWER [spicy]
Spicy Marinara, Spicy Sausage, Fresh Jalapeños, Onions, Pepper Jack & Mozzarella Topped with Fresh Basil
- 10.45
- 14.45
- 23.45
- 26.45
GANGSTA BBQ CHICKEN
BBQ Sauce, Roasted Chicken, Pepper Jack & Provolone Cheese, Red Onions & Fresh Cilantro
- 10.45
- 14.45
- 22.45
- 25.45
ROCKY GRACIANO
Alfredo Sauce, Roasted Garlic, Caramelized Onions, Italian Sausage, Mozzarella & Topped with Fresh Basil
- 10.95
- 14.45
- 23.45
- 26.45
THE VINNY
Alfredo Sauce, Mozzarella, Asiago, Parmesan & Gorgonzola, Sliced Italian Sausage, Bruschetta Tomato mix. Topped with Basil
- 10.45
- 14.45
- 22.45
- 25.45
THE DON ALL MEAT
Our Special Red Sauce, Pepperoni, Sausage, Canadian Bacon, Meatball, Bacon & Mozzarella
- 11.45
- 15.45
- 24.45
- 27.45
UNCLE RAY FROM CALI
Our Special Red Sauce, Alfredo, Mozzarella, Feta, Garlic, Bacon, Spinach, Chicken, Romas, Finished with Sliced Avocado
- 11.45
- 15.45
- 24.45
- 27.45
My Hot Honey
Spicy Marinara, Salami, Pepperoni, Provolone, Mozzarella & Goat Cheese, Topped with Fresh Arugula and Drizzled with Hot Honey
- 10.45
- 14.45
- 22.45
- 25.45
The Kitchen Sink
This is a Pizza for when you want 'everything but the kitchen sink'! It starts with Red Sauce and Mozzarella Cheese and then you choose any 6 toppings
PLEASE CHOOSE UP TO 6 TOPPINGS
- 12.45
- 16.45
- 25.45
- 28.45
Build Your Own
CREATE YOUR OWN PIZZA SPECIALTY THICK CRUST
GLUTEN-FREE OR CAULIFLOWER CRUST AVAILABLE IN 10″ UPON REQUEST FOR + $3.99
SIMPLY SAUCE & CHEESE
Sandwiches
ALL OF OUR SANDWICHES ARE SERVED WITH PESTO PASTA SALAD OR POTATO CHIPS
ADD SMALL GREEN SALAD FOR +4.49
- Half
- Full
RAGING BULL MEATBALL SUB
Fresh Meatballs, Marinara, Melted Mozzarella & Sprinkled with Parmesan on an Amoroso Roll
- 8.45
- 10.45
CHORIZO MEATBALL SUB
Fresh Meatballs, Marinara, Melted Mozzarella & Sprinkled with Parmesan on an Amoroso Roll
- 8.45
- 10.45
CHICKEN PARMESAN SUB
Parmesan Encrusted Chicken Layered with Asiago, Mozzarella & Marinara on an Amoroso Roll
- 8.45
- 10.45
CAPONE’S HOT ITALIAN SUB
Capicola, Pepperoni, Salami, Melted Provolone, Grated Romano, Balsamic Reduction, Romaine, Roma Tomatoes & Pepperoncinis with Italian Dressing on an Amoroso Roll
- 8.45
- 10.45
LUCKY LUCIANO’S CHICKEN FILLY SANDWICH
Roasted Garlic Chicken, Sautéed Peppers & Onions, Wise Guys Hot Sauce, Melted Provolone on an Amoroso Roll
- 8.45
- 10.45
CALIFORNIA SUB
Our Sliced Garlic Chicken, Crisp Bacon, Avocado, Roma Tomato, Provolone, Spinach & Oregano Ranch on an Amoroso Roll
- 8.45
- 10.45
BABYFACE VINNY’S SAUSAGE SUB
Italian Sausage, Sautéed Peppers & Onions, Marinara & Melted Mozzarella on an Amoroso Roll
- 8.45
- 10.45
Specialty Pasta
ALL OF OUR PASTAS ARE SERVED WITH ROASTED GARLIC BREAD
- GLUTEN FREE PASTA AVAILABLE +1.49
- ADD SMALL GREEN SALAD FOR +4.49
- ADD ROASTED CHICKEN TO ANY PASTA FOR +3.00
- ADD FRESH MADE MEATBALLS OR SPICY ITALIAN SAUSAGE FOR +2.50
- ADD FRESH SHRIMP FOR +3.00
HOUSE SPECIAL SPAGHETTI & MEAT SAUCE
Served with Roasted Garlic Bread
- 11.95
SPAGHETTI MARINARA
- 9.95
SPAGHETTI ARRABBIATA
Spicy Sauce
- 9.95
FETTUCCINE ALFREDO
Asiago Cream Sauce, Parmesan Cheese
- 11.45
MACARONI & CHEESE
add Bacon $1.49
- 9.95
CREAMY CHORIZO PENNE
Chorizo, Spinach, Hatch New Mexico Chilies, Red Onions, Cilantro with a White Wine Cream Sauce
- 12.55
CREAMY ALFREDO FUSILLI
White Wine, Alfredo, Garlic Chicken, Bruschetta Tomatoes, Fresh Basil, Roasted Corn, Garlic & Parmesan Cheese with Fusilli Pasta
- 11.95
ROASTED VEGETABLE FUSILLI
Roasted Zucchini, Yellow Squash, Eggplant, Mushrooms, Red Bell Pepper & Roasted Garlic, Sautéed with Balsamic Vinaigrette, Tossed with Fusilli Pasta
- 11.95
CREAMY PESTO TORTELLINI
Tri Colored Cheese Tortellini with Creamy Pesto Sauce & topped with Bruschettta-style tomatoes
- 11.95
VITO’S LASAGNA
6 Layers of Lasagna Noodles with Spiced Ricotta Cheese, Spinach, Meat Sauce, Parmesan Cheese, Garlic and Oregano
- 12.95
SHRIMP SCAMPI LINGUINI
White Wine Lemon Roasted Garlic Sauce with Sautéed White Shrimp, Capers & Parmesan Cheese
- 13.95
CHICKEN PARMESAN
Parmesan Encrusted Chicken Layered with Asiago, Mozzarella & Marinara over Angel Hair Pasta
- 12.95
Little Italy
(AGE 10 & UNDER)
BUTTER & PARMESAN PASTA
4.95
SPAGHETTI & MEAT SAUCE
6.45
FETTUCCINE ALFREDO
ADD CHICKEN +1.00
5.95
MAC’S MACARONI & CHEESE
5.45
Calzones
Served with your choice of 2 toppings
- Small
13.95 - Medium
17.95 - Large
21.95
Desserts
Lunch Menu
Catering Menu
Starters
- Half Tray
- Full Tray
Pepperoni Rolls
With Marinara Sauce
- 70
- 115
Salads
Choice of Dressing: Creamy Italian, Oregano Ranch, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Basil Vinaigrette, Asiago Caesar, Fat-Free Italian & Gorgonzola Bleu Cheese
- Serves 10-12
- Serves 15-20
*Wise Guys House Salad
- 34.95
- 59.95
*Tossed Green Salad
- 27.95
- 46.95
Pastas
- Half Pan Serves 10-12
- Full Pan Serves 15-20
Penne Pasta With Meat Sauce
- 70
- 115
Sides
- Half Pan Serves 10-12
- Full Pan Serves 15-20
Sandwiches
- Serves 10-12
- Serves 15-20
Dessert
- Half Pan Serves 10-12
- Full Pan Serves 15-20